Archives for February 2007
God’s either a woman or a little fruity
Consider this, colors in the world usually match. You’d be hard pressed to find a landscape with both dark red and bright orange; you might find a sunset with a varying spectrum of red and orange, each bleeding into the next every so carefully and gently, but that’s ok because each color is next […]
the seventh day
Before we get started, we have to have an understanding of the assumptions:
- God exists
- God did spend six days working on creation
- God did rest on the seventh day
- God is a man (generally speaking women are the smarter sex, so keeping God male will make this post funnier)
With that out of the way, […]
my saving grace and detrimental companion - Dash
My remaining cat, Dash, now has full reign of the apartment. He has been set free, and he loves it. To celebrate, he broke stuff.
Yesterday and today he has been my saving grace; I have found much solace in his little life, he being a constant reminder of my best, and now departed, […]
goodbye my fuzzy friend
In July of last year my cat, Tip, was diagnosed with hepatic lipidosis (fatty liver disease). She stopped eating and her body began to send stored fats through her system, but a cat’s system isn’t designed to handle large amounts of fat, so her liver went into failure. The doctor noted it as […]
suicidal tendencies
Suicide is a fascinating phenomenon to me. It is such a conflicting solution to overall struggle, but often the victim feels it really is the only plausible answer; even more often than that, the victim feels it’s the only way to save those around them, a feeling usually met with much anger and resentment, […]
frat-guydar
I’m a pretty good judge of people; in fact, it’s one of my few talents, if I may say so (and it’s my blog, so if you don’t like me saying so, um, I’m sorry; don’t hate me, love me, please love me; don’t leave, wait, no, I take it back; please don’t go!).
Anyway, I […]
stupid people
We all know at least one of ‘em, and run into countless others throughout the day. On the road, stupid is infectious and passes from one to the next I think via osmosis. At the office, you get those folks who really shouldn’t be employed, let alone breed. They seem especially attracted […]
impending doom
Do you ever have that feeling of impending doom? Like when you’re walking beneath a pigeon filled tree, or watching a man on crutches climb stairs?
I get that feeling a lot, usually for no reason, and usually the “doom” feels like it could be much worse than stray shit or a tumble. Still, […]
trail mix
I like trail mix; there I said it.
I like peanuts, but in moderation.
Here’s the conflict: all the trail mix out there is 99% peanuts, containing other accoutrement as what seem like filler.
I bought trail mix people, not peanuts. If I wanted peanuts, I’d buy peanuts. Moreover, if I wanted raisins, I’d buy raisins. […]
true nihilism must admit its own lack of truth
Wikipedia defines nihilism as
… a philosophical position which argues that the world, especially past and current human existence, is without objective meaning, purpose, comprehensible truth, or essential value. Nihilists generally assert some or all of the following: there is no reasonable proof of the existence of a higher ruler or creator, a “true morality” is […]