Archives for April 2007
find the…
Stan: “… how do you make a woman like you more than any other guy?”
Chef: “Oh that’s easy, you just gotta find the clitoris.”
Yes indeed; good thing I know where it is. Thank you Southpark and Scott Adams for calibrating my moral compass.
intellectual | artist
You can’t tell me the copyright debate going on right now is about “intellectual” property, and here are two damn good reasons why:
1. Studios show trailers. Why do they show trailers? Advertising. Why are they advertising? Money. What are they advertising? “Intellectual” property? Sure, yeah, ok.
I’m sure […]
little Richy Someday learns ebonics
Richard Someday, - Richy to everybody but his pasty-white, Catholically-strict, horribly uncool parents - a boy of about ten, had math every day with his arch nemesis, Flexisoft Vanilla; Flexi-lexy they called her.
Richy was in love, and had been from day one; butterfly, shooting star, penny in a wishing well, puddle-jump goodness. Why was […]