Archives for February 2008
business card
I think I figured out what I want on my business card:
Jeff Thomas
peripheral visionary
Maybe a blurb on the back about how I can see into the future, but only off to the side.
the putter of knowledge
the year of losing touch
It has been nearly a year since I took on a new twist. I did away with a lot of the political correctness I used to carry around; shed the weight of your happiness as my burden, and I have to say, it has turned into one of the most entertaining years I’ve had.
But […]
haikus for hot chicks
pretty isn’t all
go out and learn something new
like, seriously
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stop bleaching your hair
trust me different is better
we’ll fuck when you change
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stop talking aloud
it sounds better in your head
and fuck, no one cares
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you have a nice ass
that’s just not enough for me
but your tits will do