Archives for the 'rant' Category
intellectual | artist
You can’t tell me the copyright debate going on right now is about “intellectual” property, and here are two damn good reasons why:
1. Studios show trailers. Why do they show trailers? Advertising. Why are they advertising? Money. What are they advertising? “Intellectual” property? Sure, yeah, ok.
I’m sure […]
little Richy Someday learns ebonics
Richard Someday, - Richy to everybody but his pasty-white, Catholically-strict, horribly uncool parents - a boy of about ten, had math every day with his arch nemesis, Flexisoft Vanilla; Flexi-lexy they called her.
Richy was in love, and had been from day one; butterfly, shooting star, penny in a wishing well, puddle-jump goodness. Why was […]
trail mix
I like trail mix; there I said it.
I like peanuts, but in moderation.
Here’s the conflict: all the trail mix out there is 99% peanuts, containing other accoutrement as what seem like filler.
I bought trail mix people, not peanuts. If I wanted peanuts, I’d buy peanuts. Moreover, if I wanted raisins, I’d buy raisins. […]
5 tips for finding and listening to bad music
1. Pull it from your high school days.
Just as we look back at pictures from our youth and cringe, we do also with our music. Look back and find the music you irritated your parents with when you were 15. You’ll think it’s fantastic, and it just might be, but it also […]