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new digs
The view from where I currently call home:
- saw a rainbow the other day; it didn’t end at a pot of gold, it ended right here:
- and a little to the left is part of Hanauma Park
- to the right of that:
- and further down the marina still is:
- and in case you’re wondering why […]
girl cupid is bendy, bad judge of service providers
Sure you can fire an arrow with your feet and nail the target’s center, but can you get emacs running on a x11 host in vista? That’s what I thought. Bitch please.
Oh, also, if you’re going to include a promotional excerpt with your primary online presence please, next time, ask somebody to spell […]
ms
Is it ok I find her nominally attractive?
[update: Nevermind.]
business card
I think I figured out what I want on my business card:
Jeff Thomas
peripheral visionary
Maybe a blurb on the back about how I can see into the future, but only off to the side.
the putter of knowledge
the year of losing touch
It has been nearly a year since I took on a new twist. I did away with a lot of the political correctness I used to carry around; shed the weight of your happiness as my burden, and I have to say, it has turned into one of the most entertaining years I’ve had.
But […]
haikus for hot chicks
pretty isn’t all
go out and learn something new
like, seriously
–
stop bleaching your hair
trust me different is better
we’ll fuck when you change
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stop talking aloud
it sounds better in your head
and fuck, no one cares
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you have a nice ass
that’s just not enough for me
but your tits will do
lie like an authentic persian rug
By now I’m sure you’ve heard of the incident in the Persian Gulf where a couple of Iranian “fast boats” essentially buzzed a US Naval envoy (note: I’m not sure what constitutes an envoy versus a hodge podge, but I’m disinclined to think the Navy would call anything a hodge podge. Too bad, really). […]
flying sucks, except for the occasional bacon
It’s early; 4:30 in the warm Hawai’an morning. An hour ago I was thankful the rain stopped. Now I wish it would start again so United might cancel my flight. I like this place. Too much to leave.
Footsteps hit the top of the stairs and the mid-last-century wood creaks with disdain. […]
merry christmas
You might not have noticed, but it’s the holiday season again; maybe still, depending on how early you like to get your shopping done. I’m a procrastinator myself - big, appropriate shout out to all my high school teachers - and in my experience that works about as well as the alternatives during this […]