http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro peripheral visionary Mon, 05 May 2008 04:12:03 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en The view from where I currently call home: - saw a rainbow the other day; it didn't end at a pot of gold, it ended right here: - and a little to the left is part of Hanauma Park - to the right of that: - and further down the marina still is: - and ... http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/05/new-digs/ Sure you can fire an arrow with your feet and nail the target's center, but can you get emacs running on a x11 host in vista? That's what I thought. Bitch please. Oh, also, if you're going to include a promotional excerpt with your primary online presence please, next ... http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/03/girl-cupid-is-bendy-bad-judge-of-service-providers/ Is it ok I find her nominally attractive? [update: Nevermind.] http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/03/ms/ I think I figured out what I want on my business card: Jeff Thomas peripheral visionary Maybe a blurb on the back about how I can see into the future, but only off to the side. http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/02/business-card/ http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/02/the-putter-of-knowledge/ It has been nearly a year since I took on a new twist. I did away with a lot of the political correctness I used to carry around; shed the weight of your happiness as my burden, and I have to say, it has turned into one of the ... http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/02/the-year-of-losing-touch/ pretty isn't all go out and learn something new like, seriously -- stop bleaching your hair trust me different is better we'll fuck when you change -- stop talking aloud it sounds better in your head and fuck, no one cares -- you have a nice ass that's just not enough for me but your tits will do http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/02/haikus-for-hot-chicks/ By now I'm sure you've heard of the incident in the Persian Gulf where a couple of Iranian "fast boats" essentially buzzed a US Naval envoy (note: I'm not sure what constitutes an envoy versus a hodge podge, but I'm disinclined to think the Navy would call anything a hodge ... http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/01/lie-like-an-authentic-persian-rug/ It's early; 4:30 in the warm Hawai'an morning. An hour ago I was thankful the rain stopped. Now I wish it would start again so United might cancel my flight. I like this place. Too much to leave. Footsteps hit the top of the stairs and the ... http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2008/01/flying-sucks-except-for-the-occasional-bacon/ You might not have noticed, but it's the holiday season again; maybe still, depending on how early you like to get your shopping done. I'm a procrastinator myself - big, appropriate shout out to all my high school teachers - and in my experience that works about as well ... http://www.foolishtyro.com/tyro/2007/12/merry-christmas-2/